
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Warriors center Andrew Bogut on surviving natural disasters:
Earthquake!!!!! — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) April 2, 2015
With as much trouble as I have had with this newly built house im in,im just happy its still standing. Passed the Earthquake test #itsastart — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) April 2, 2015
Hopefully the next earthquake takes out the oak tree in my backyard that the city wont let me touch! #fingerscrossed — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) April 2, 2015
Dolphins wide receiver Kenny Stills on moral dilemmas:
if no ones around and its late and you're sitting at the light forever do you run it?
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) April 2, 2015
Jets defensive end Muhammad Wilkerson is still on CP3 vs. Steph Curry:
???????? RT @TSash: pic.twitter.com/joIVOHlh0D
— Muhammad Wilkerson (@mowilkerson) April 1, 2015
Women’s tennis playerMichaella Krajicek on first-world addiction:
How do you know you are phone addicted? When you take your phone with you into the shower and hold it in one hand while showering #busted— Michaella Krajicek (@MisaKrajicek)April 2, 2015
Padres pitcherBrandon Morrow… did you at least put it in the coffee?:
Getting strange looks as I down 5 sugar packets at the coffee station while waiting for my car to be serviced #Diabetes
— Brandon Morrow (@2Morrow23) April 2, 2015
Former Rutgers linebacker Eric LeGrandon snipers:
Got damn pot holes in Jersey finally got me pic.twitter.com/99ZUz7VyyT
— Eric LeGrand (@EricLeGrand52) April 1, 2015
Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroneyon things iPhones can’t do:
when you lose something other than your phone and ur just like CAN SOMEBODY CALL MY KEYS
— mckayla (@McKaylaMaroney) April 1, 2015
Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnsonon #DateNight:
I'm spending the night at this chicks house tonight, stopping by Walmart to grab an outfit so I can be fresh during my walk of shame...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 2, 2015
In Walmart getting my slider essentials together for my night at her place... pic.twitter.com/BMNUKYZh1U
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 2, 2015
$30 Wrangler outfit gonna kill em tomorrow when I step out...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 2, 2015
I've arrived at my destination, kind of nervous but I've my essentials & let my grandma know where I'm at in case something happens to me...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 2, 2015
I'm in her bathroom getting off 1 last tweet, she put on the movie "She Hate Me" for us to watch, seems a bit odd for our first sleepover ?
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 2, 2015
I love you & goodnight...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 2, 2015