
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Eagles defensive end Fletcher Cox on how to get a one-star Uber rating:
Yup guy that picked me up from airport passed gas in the car ... It's so so bad ... ???
— fletcher cox (@fcoxx_91) April 18, 2015
Broncos wide receiver Kyle Williams on dealbreakers:
Music is so important.. If we don't like the same type of music ain't no way in hell we can be together!! ??
— Kyle Williams (@KyleWilliams_10) April 17, 2015
I showed this one girl one of my favorite songs ever.. She wasn't rockin with it.. We ain't work out too long after that. Straight up.
— Kyle Williams (@KyleWilliams_10) April 17, 2015
I can hit that off switch quickly if the vibe ain't right.. On the flip if it is right then its near impossible.. #actaccordingly
— Kyle Williams (@KyleWilliams_10) April 17, 2015
Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson on iExcess:
Daughter asked me for an Apple Watch like the time isn't already on her phone...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 17, 2015
Padres prospect Cody Decker and Eagles linebacker Emmanuel Acho on surprising ages:
Harrison Ford is 70 years old and still looks better than me..... This is bullshit....
— Cody Decker (@Decker6) April 17, 2015
Pepper Ann would be 27 this year! #MindBlown pic.twitter.com/eANy1WF4PP
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) April 17, 2015
WTA player Christina McHale on #GameFaces:
Who do you think wins our "serious face" competition? ;) @USFedCupTeam #officialdraw #fedcup #LetsGo pic.twitter.com/Srb0eepgRb
— Christina McHale (@ChristinaMcHale) April 17, 2015
Dolphins tight end Jordan Cameron on easy mistakes:
Still trips me out that The Cardigans sing "lovefool". Growing up I thought it was No Doubt.
— Jordan Cameron (@jordancameron) April 17, 2015
Poker player Phil Ivey on rarefied air:
. @billymorgan89 lands the world's first ever 1800 backside quadruple cork. #snowboarding https://t.co/ifN1wx2RB3
— Phil Ivey (@philivey) April 17, 2015
USWNT forward Sydney Leroux Dwyer on choosing your friends carefully:
If the wallpaper on your phone is a selfie of yourself we can't be friends and neither can anyone else.
— Sydney Leroux Dwyer (@sydneyleroux) April 17, 2015
PGA player Brandt Snedeker on on-and-off relationships:
Today is why I love golf. Yesterday is why I hate golf.. Never have the answer...
— Brandt Snedeker (@BrandtSnedeker) April 18, 2015
Colts tight end Coby Fleener on not quitting your day job:
Good luck to all the @Colts @ColtsCheer ladies tonight at their audition. Clearly, I wouldn't make the cut! pic.twitter.com/HWT7rrYOPM
— Coby Fleener (@Coby) April 17, 2015