
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Wizards forward Paul Pierce on the post-sweep bandwagon:
Drake a fool lol pic.twitter.com/h5qrj1a28i
— Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) April 27, 2015
Poker player Phil Iveyon avoiding the sweep:
Think @mcuban is happy right now? pic.twitter.com/1gMtqZzRjp/s/mPD9 #Dallas
— Phil Ivey (@philivey) April 27, 2015
Redskins tight endNiles Paulon the anti-Anthony Davis:
Can't even look at a chick the same once you realize she doesn't have any eyebrows
— Niles Paul (@NilesP_) April 26, 2015
Dodgers pitchers Brett Andersonand Brandon McCarthyon the death of cable TV:
This is on ESPN2...expecting thousands to immediately switch channels. pic.twitter.com/qy9DVp4txh
— Brett Anderson (@_BAnderson30_) April 27, 2015
i thought watching video games being televised would be terrible and boy was i right
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 27, 2015
i blame the NFL combine being televised for this. "what won't these idiots watch?" wondered a room full of programming executives
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 27, 2015
ooh maybe this can be our weird thing we love to watch that will baffle foreign visitors. Like England with darts
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 27, 2015
Bengals running back Jeremy Hillon the best seat in the house being at your house:
???????? Ill take the PPV pic.twitter.com/XFXmfSICUb
— Jeremy Hill (@JeremyHill33) April 27, 2015
Former WWE wrestlerRicardo Rodriguezon big fish:
Nope pic.twitter.com/uOjo3hKVRj
— Rodriguez ???? (@RRWWE) April 27, 2015
A lint brush just won’t do it for retired NFL punter Chris Kluwe:
Seriously. LITERALLY defurminated them last week. Dogs. pic.twitter.com/KzdQpe8S8q
— Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) April 26, 2015
NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. on good advice:
Diamonds are stones but I know what she means. #TextsFromMom pic.twitter.com/XTzyBMZ07Q
— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) April 26, 2015
Niles Paul on iHouseArrest:
All the apple watch is, is a high tech ankle bracelet that you put on your wrist.
— Niles Paul (@NilesP_) April 26, 2015
Your girl buy you an Apple Watch, you pretty much under house arrest as soon as you put it on
— Niles Paul (@NilesP_) April 26, 2015