
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
WTA player Victoria Azarenka on crime and punishment:
???#gotcha#leopardprintneckroll?#nocomment#alert#savehissoul #hesSnoring ?#armrestfightall✈️?@BigSascha #hekickedme pic.twitter.com/74CHCFWPh2
— victoria azarenka (@vika7) April 28, 2015
Should I draw on his face? ??? #imsooooobad#butitssotempting#comeonyouallwoulddoit #dontjudgeme pic.twitter.com/7JCV2RPXTV
— victoria azarenka (@vika7) April 28, 2015
Bills center Eric Woodon too much of a good thing:
The amount of food you get for McDonald's new dinner box is going to be bad for American society. Too much food for $10.99
— Eric Wood (@EWood70) April 27, 2015
Former MLB first baseman Kevin Millaron hard bargains:
My nanny fees from the Pirates @TheCUTCH22 he and the @Pirates only take cash @ChrisRose can I write this off? pic.twitter.com/vtY8nyDiN6
— Kevin Millar (@KMillar15) April 27, 2015
LPGA golferMichelle Wieon putting your feet up:
Thanks broseph pic.twitter.com/b5WgwLSMQC
— Michelle Wie (@MichelleWieWest) April 27, 2015
Floyd Mayweatheron why he fights where he fights:
MGM = Mayweather Gets Money
— Floyd Mayweather (@FloydMayweather) April 28, 2015
Wizards point guard John Wallon Washington pride:
Congrats to the Caps on a big game 7 win ! #DC pic.twitter.com/vNL8YaEA9M
— John Wall (@JohnWall) April 28, 2015
Dodgers pitcherBrandon McCarthyon injury perspective:
to be fair, 31 years of use is a lot to ask for from a ligament
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 27, 2015
A’s pitcherSean Doolittleon alternative scouting:
Wow I had no idea how much I was tipping my change-up. Thanks @toppscards! pic.twitter.com/Xsqy1Qs50Y — Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) April 28, 2015
Rams wide receiverStedman Baileyon the good old days:
Watching @WWE Monday Night Raw. I remember growing up I was a fool for some wrestling! Every Thursday & Monday I was tuned in baby
— STEDMAN BAILEY SR (@iamSB3) April 28, 2015
Lol they lied to me growing up saying Kane's face was burnt up under the mask.... Lol boy how the times have changed
— STEDMAN BAILEY SR (@iamSB3) April 28, 2015
Stone Cold Steve Austin was a stone cold G. Who remembers the NWO? The Dudley Boyz? The Hardey boyz. Mankind? lol i was a real fan
— STEDMAN BAILEY SR (@iamSB3) April 28, 2015