
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers on giving your fullback a shout-out:
Following @kuhnj30 could be a good idea. He likes being called the General, enjoys EDM music, & Keanu Reeves supporting actor role movies.
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) June 3, 2015
…andJohn Kuhn on the consequences:
You wanted a better pic? @AaronRodgers12 pic.twitter.com/NNi3TOYFch
— John Kuhn (@kuhnj30) June 2, 2015
NFL running back Andre Brownon abiding by the law:
It’s against the law to sing off key. In the state of North Carolina lol real fact
— Andre Brown (@drebrown35) June 3, 2015
Giants cornerback Prince Amukamaraand Texans running back Arian Fosteron basic decency:
Ain't this the truth lol! pic.twitter.com/lDfj39qeg2
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) June 2, 2015
@nfl, popped me with a drug test on my day off? smh tacky
— feeno (@ArianFoster) June 3, 2015
ATP playerJohn Isnerand former NFL safety Gerald Sensabaughon #FishingBrags:
Bang. 9lbs @BassProShops pic.twitter.com/bYC82nhLrp
— John Isner (@JohnIsner) June 2, 2015
I think I'm going to call this one Big Whodie!!!! #lunkerhunt #BassFishing @FLWFishing #fishing @Lunkerhunt_fish pic.twitter.com/UP8QtPrweQ
— Gerald Sensabaugh (@Gsensabaugh43) June 2, 2015
Colts punter Pat McAfeeon three-step plans:
Dear younger Pat..
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) June 2, 2015
Stop kicking things.. Throw footballs till you're good and also figure out how to be 6'5"
Signed,
Non 100 mill. punter
Former NBA forward Chris Tafton GOATs and …WOATs:
Floyd Mayweather is one of the best boxers of all time but his marriage proposal was definitely top 3 worst all time
— Chris Taft (@BlessedTaft) June 2, 2015
Former NBA guard Jay Williamson strange logic:
No #NBA head coaching experience = more money
— Jay Williams (@RealJayWilliams) June 2, 2015
Hoiberg = 5 yrs 25 mil
Kerr = 5yr 25 mil
Donovan - 5yr 30 mil
Alvin Gentry - 4yr 13 mil?????
Olympic ski racer Julia Mancuso on #SunriseBrags:
Sometimes it's worth waking up early:)... pic.twitter.com/5ts7mGOXr8
— Julia Mancuso (@JuliaMancuso) June 3, 2015
Poker player Phil Helmuth on something you never bluff about:
World Series of...Naps! Napping everyday at @WSOP: sleep, sleep, sleep. 128 left in @WSOP $10K Heads Up NLHold'em. My match is at 4 PM.
— phil_hellmuth (@phil_hellmuth) June 2, 2015
Bears guard Kyle Longon silver linings:
They’re gonna make a movie about Sepp Blatter
— KL (@Ky1eLong) June 2, 2015
Pistons guard Brandon Jenningson the 6:
Toronto got a lot of artist that’s nice man.
— BRANDON JENNINGS (@BrandonJennings) June 3, 2015
Toronto killing music right now
— BRANDON JENNINGS (@BrandonJennings) June 3, 2015
USWNT forward Sydney Lerouxon the two states of existence:
Sometimes I'm hungry and other times I'm asleep.
— Sydney Leroux Dwyer (@sydneyleroux) June 3, 2015
Former NFL lineman Mark Schlerethand Saints safety Rafael Bushon important questions:
At what point does Breaking news become Broken news?
— mark schlereth (@markschlereth) June 2, 2015
I wonder if people be mad when they think they put a dope pic up or a thirst trap on IG and it only get like 12 likes is that disappointing
— rafael bush (@rbush36) June 2, 2015
Pelicans swingman Quincy Pondexteron the only way to cope with a dentist visit—sarcasm:
Don't you just love dentist appointments
— Quincy Pondexter (@QuincyPondexter) June 3, 2015
…and on the things we tell ourselves after:
Never eating candy again
— Quincy Pondexter (@QuincyPondexter) June 3, 2015