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The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Warriors center Andrew Bogut on the best kind of selfie—the championship parade selfie:
Great snap from the championship parade in Oakland this past week….! Made an exception for the #selfie pic.twitter.com/sQ6k1c760F — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) June 24, 2015
Giants guard Geoff Schwartz on gym etiquette:
Please guy in the gym dressed like a douche, please change all the weights on the rack when I walk away for one minute.
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) June 23, 2015
Best part is he took the leg press, put on all this weight, is doing 1/4 movement reps. Good for you bro. That will help those toothpicks
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) June 23, 2015
Padres first baseman Cody Decker on #WhoWoreItBest:
It really was amazing what a different direction they went in with the Alien franchise.... pic.twitter.com/vQO5vlVvCm
— Cody Decker (@Decker6) June 23, 2015
Warriors forward Andre Iguodala and more on important questions:
I keep thinking I'm going to trip and fall today... what's the proper name of that phobia??
— andre (@andre) June 23, 2015
how do we not have wifi on planes yet in Australia though? — Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage) June 23, 2015
I wonder what that coach said to get Diddy to choke him out
— Niles Paul (@NilesP_) June 23, 2015
NBA guard Kendall Marshall on Top 5s:
rapper? hell no. entertainer, I guess. — RT @richboihunna: @KButter5 Is Yung Thug in the top 5 as of right now in rap?? — Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) June 23, 2015
Broncos running back Montee Ball on Top 4s:
#MountRUSHmore.. Can you name all of these @UWBadgers runningback greats? #OnWisconsin #BALLsoHARD pic.twitter.com/oI5OtfC89w
— Montee Ball (@MonteeBall28) June 23, 2015
Mercury forward Monique Currie on upgrades:
Omg I can't wait until my mattress topper gets here! Tired of sleeping on what pretty much amounts to the floor ?
— Monique Currie (@Mocurrie25) June 23, 2015
…and downgrades:
Trying to recreate baes tacos
— Monique Currie (@Mocurrie25) June 24, 2015
Unsuccessfully
— Monique Currie (@Mocurrie25) June 24, 2015
PGA golfer Jason Dufner on having a feel for the course:
Ghost ride da whip! Japanese style.. https://t.co/T5U1dCtmj3
— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) June 24, 2015
Texans cornerback Charles James II on legislation reform:
Should be illegal for Krispy Kreme doughnuts to be this good!
— Charles James II (@CJDeuce_) June 24, 2015
Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas on winning it all:
Lol hell yeah RT @celticaustralia: Yo @Isaiah_Thomas I got you. Champions. #NBA2K15 pic.twitter.com/dmFy1HZlrl — Isaiah Thomas (@Isaiah_Thomas) June 23, 2015
Padres first baseman Cody Decker on staying ahead of the curve:
I can't wait for the next reboot of Spider Man! Oh, not the one that's happening right now. I'm talking about the next one 2 years from now.
— Cody Decker (@Decker6) June 23, 2015
Broncos running back C.J. Anderson on modest requests:
Plz don't trade Demarcus Cousins that's my only highlight as a Kings fan
— Cj Anderson (@cjandersonb22) June 23, 2015
Steelers running back DeAngelo Williams on Bane Jr.:
She's channeling her inner bane or meltdown after this photo was taken!!! #youthinkthedarknessisyourally pic.twitter.com/nN3X6jWJpD
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) June 23, 2015
Dolphins linebacker Jelani Jenkins on one-word Game of Thrones reviews:
Just caught up one game of thrones.. Bruh
— Mighty King Jenkins (@jelanijenkins53) June 23, 2015
Rams defensive end Chris Long on broken clocks:
It’s 8PM in Amsterdam and my body clock is ticked off. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 23, 2015
Pro lacrosse midfielder Paul Rabil on finding a second sport:
The World Lax Camp Federation. #LaxCamp @WWE pic.twitter.com/E2DoE8BbGV
— Paul Rabil (@PaulRabil) June 23, 2015
Thanks, Victoria Azarenka:
U so weird and most of the time I don't get u, but I like it
— victoria azarenka (@vika7) June 24, 2015
And finally, Magic guards Elfrid Payton & Devyn Marble on the most important news story of the year:
What up shep! #newgirl @juwanshepherd pic.twitter.com/ra4nlFTMsx
— elfrid payton (@elfrid) June 23, 2015
@elfrid Them look fire bruh. That's the new wave? — Devyn Marble (@DevMarble) June 24, 2015
@DevMarble facts!!
— elfrid payton (@elfrid) June 24, 2015