
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Actor and professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is seeing double this holiday season:
Happy Holidays! Love always, #TheBuffLesbians #OurMistleToeRocks #WTF pic.twitter.com/QsT33PMCbF
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) December 24, 2014
MMA fighter Mitch Clarke on language:
I find it discerning when cashiers call me bro
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) December 23, 2014
I find it disconcerting when people try to correct me via twitter
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) December 23, 2014
Hornets guard Gerald Henderson remembers Christmas Eve Santa preparation strategy:
I used to try and go to sleep at 5pm on Christmas Eve...
— Gerald Henderson (@g_hender09) December 24, 2014
Pro golfer Cheyenne Woods wonders how long you can “locate” your patience during the holidays:
It's been days and apparently @united is still trying to "locate" my golf bag. That can't be good.
— Cheyenne Woods (@Cheyenne_Woods) December 24, 2014
MLB pitcher Dirk Hayhurst has the chimney well guarded:
Four vicious beasts waiting for Santa... pic.twitter.com/NtOeVVW4t1
— Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) December 24, 2014
Warriors forward Andrew Bogut on “The Interview”:
Possibly one of the best all time marketing strategies by Sony……, — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) December 23, 2014
MLB pitcher Brett Anderson may have identified a new strain of flu:
There's some weird epidemic going around where you have to comment on the 'Entourage' trailer, good or bad.
— Brett Anderson (@_BAnderson30_) December 23, 2014
Pistons guard Spencer Dinwiddiel oves Christmas but he really loves April:
Universal best days of the year 1-5
— Spencer Dinwiddie (@SDinwiddie_25) December 24, 2014
Dec 25
April 6 (close second)
April 6
April 6
Nov 26..
Pro tennis player CoCo Vandeweghe has some advice:
I don't know why guys try to win arguments with us girls. Don't they know we can hold a grudge longer than a grudge can hold a grudge. #sass
— CoCo Vandeweghe (@CoCoVandey) December 24, 2014
Oakland A’s outfielder Josh Reddick is talking tech:
2 things I'm convinced of. 1) YouTube is WAY less entertaining with the ads. 2) iCloud is the hardest and most frustrating thing invented
— Josh Reddick (@RealJoshReddick) December 23, 2014
NFL veteran Takeo Spikes on things he might have Googled:
Why didn't any of my followers tell me the #AnnieMovie had a lot of singing in it ??? #NeedSomeCoffee
— Takeo Spikes, M.B.A (@TakeoSpikes51) December 24, 2014
Former NBA All-Star Jalen Rose makes a simple but persuasive argument:
Lillard for All Star.
— Jalen Rose (@JalenRose) December 24, 2014
The force is strong with Olympic pro snowboarder Elena Hight:
May the Christmas spirit be with you young Jedi pic.twitter.com/MLU5vffeWQ
— Elena Hight (@Elenahight) December 24, 2014