The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Irish golfer Rory McIlroy spends his Christmas evening hate-watching himself on the sofa:

Rams defensive end Chris Long ponders the mysteries of farm-to-table produce at Christmas dinner:

Never seen a baby corn farm yet they continue to appear in my salads. — Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) December 26, 2014

Browns tight end Jordan Cameron enjoys a decidedly less healthy Christmas menu:

Scottish tennis star Andy Murray is very enthusiastic about his new sweater:

ButKen Griffey Jr.’s custom “Swingman” Christmas sweater rules all: 

Bengals running back Jeremy Hill compromises his principles in the spirit of Christmas style:

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson opts for a more comfortable look:

Padres minor leaguer Cody Decker has a very special holiday message for his followers: 

Saints safety Rafael Bush can only shake his head in vain at kids these days: 

And finally, pro poker player Phil Ivey, Rockies pitcher Brett Anderson, 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks and Trail Blazers guard C.J. McCollum all enjoyed a little Christmas miracle: