The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Rams defensive end Chris Long on flopping:

Like a scene from the sixth man https://t.co/daZKGVBVNQ

- Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 15,

NFL defensive end Adam Carriker on slang:

Former NFL wide receiverChad Johnsondoesn’t discriminate:

Retired U.S. Soccer forwardTaylor Twellmanpondering life’s great questions:

Colts long snapper Matt Overton on #neckbeard:

Chris Longon expiration dates:

Let’s say hypothetically someone used a shower gel from 2008 tonight… Do these products expire? Asking for a friend.

- Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 15,

My friend feels better. Thank you.

- Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 15,

Former MLB sluggerJose Cansecoon the importance of Jose Canseco:

Women’s tennis playerMaria Sharapovaand former NBAer Metta World Peaceon exotic animals:

Panda was scared from the earth quake. I wish I had a pet panda https://t.co/q8ul3P2I0C pic.twitter.com/dIxAQ4HZHz

- MettaWorldPeace.com (@MettaWorldPeace) J

UFC lightweight Mitch Clarke on selective friendship:

Former Rutgers defensive linemanEric LeGrandon Twitter tells:

Redskins safety Ryan Clark on life beforeThe Chirp: