What the (Blank)?: Penn State Edition

Just like on the first day of elementary school, we ask athletes to answer a few questions about themselves so you can get to know them better. It’s Bowl season, so we decided to try something new. We invited the entire Penn State football team to fill out our class survey. Take it away, guys.

Off the dome, the four best football players ever to do it at Penn State are:

If one teammate of ours was going to guest star on a TV show, it’d probably be:

… he’d star on …

… and play …

He might not be the biggest name yet, but DO NOT sleep on …

… here’s a one-sentence scouting report on him:

The fate of the universe depends on a 5-on-5 flag football game, Humans against Aliens, Space Jam -style. Which 5 current Big 10 players are you taking as the humans? (NO Penn State players allowed):

Nominate a President & VP for the 2020 Election … from the Penn State Football team.

President:

VP:

Now make your pitch to voters:

Top 5 rappers (dead or alive), in order: 

Pledge your allegiance [CIRCLE ONE OF EACH]:

Rate each football movie (that at least one of you has seen) on a scale of 1-to-10:

Remember the Titans:

Friday Night Lights:

The Waterboy: 

Draft Day: 

Rudy:

The Longest Yard:

We Are Marshall:

The Blind Side: