What the (Blank)?

Welcome to the latest edition of What the (Blank)? Just like on the first day of elementary school, we ask athletes to answer a handful of basic questions about themselves so you can get to know them better. Next up is professional soccer player Stuart Holden.

The player I hope never retires is … 

The best uniforms in sports belong to … 

My guilty pleasure song of the moment is … 

My favorite sports team growing up was …

The person I’d want to play me in a movie about my life is …

My dream job (if I wasn’t an athlete) would be …

The smartest athlete I’ve ever met is …

The first thing I’m going for at an all-you-can-eat buffet is …

The one rule I’d change in my sport would be …

The single best rap/song lyric of all-time is …