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I Have to Tell You a Story About the Big Nude Cactus
And I promise, before this article finishes, Shaq will be sprinting through what was then the U.S. Airways Center — buck naked.
And I promise, before this article finishes, Shaq will be sprinting through what was then the U.S. Airways Center — buck naked.
Welcome to Fair or Foul, a series in which athletes are asked to make quick and candid judgements on pop culture. Next up is Phoenix Suns guard Leandro Barbosa.