What the (Blank)?: NHL All-Star Edition

Just like on the first day of elementary school, we ask athletes to answer a few questions about themselves so you can get to know them better. In this All-Star Edition of What the (Blank)?, we put Pekka Rinne to the test.

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Off the top of my head, the four best players ever to play in the NHL are:

If I can only get dinner with one teammate, it’s gonna be:

because:

I have the opportunity to interview any person in the entire world. I think I’m choosing:

and asking them:

Best-dressed guy on our team? Gotta be:

Here’s a one-line scouting report:

If I could guest-star on any TV show, it’d be:

I’d play a

who

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may not be the biggest NHL name, but you can’t fall asleep when he’s on the ice.

Here’s a one-line scouting report: 

Hold up- let me tell you about the strangest dream I’ve ever had:

The fate of the universe depends on a shootout. Who are you taking as our three skaters and goalie? (Active players only. Can’t pick yourself.)

Pledge your allegiance [Circle one of]

Give yourself an official video-game rating (out of 100) for each of the following:

OVERTIME: I can do a decent impression of this teammate: